How To Make New Friends By Phoning In Sick

ifIamnotgoingtobethinthen please make my friends fatThere is something bright and refreshing about being able to wake up and greeting the new day with a yawn, you put on your favorite summer comfy clothing and then just allow your instincts to drift you through the day, but then you remember you need to go to work.

So when was the last time you took a day off work, phoned in “sick,” just to be able to chill out, hang out with your friends over a latte, and just be utterly aimless. The chances are good that …