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woman holding up lots of cashI have just decided that I’m going to retire early. That time has finally arrived to hang it up and go live the easy life of complete leisure on some hot far away tropical island. Once there I can sip those exotic pineapple drinks from real coconut halves, lounging on a beach, all appropriately adorned with those little paper umbrellas you’ve seen on “Cocktails.”

Watching those 8 foot waves gently roll in, lapping up the pure white sands of a deserted shore. I can do this because well, apparently …